Dave: You know, if you're really jonesing for sci-fi, you could just watch... Greg: No, just stop there. You are not going to get me to watch Doctor Who, so just give up now. Dave: Come on, dude. It's a great show, and it's right up your alley, really. Greg: Yeah, you and everyone else says that, but it's not going to change my mind on the subject. Dave: So you're just being ridiculous. Greg: No, I'm being smart, Dave. When I commit to watching a new TV show, I can't just jump in willy-nilly into an episode right into the middle. I have to start from the very beginning, and work my way through the episodes one by one... and there are TWENTY SIX seasons of Doctor Who.[1] Dave: So it's out of self-preservation, then.
Greg: Exactly. I can't watch Doctor Who because I have a functioning survival instinct.
