Artistic License Geography/Quotes

"England? Dunno where that is, but at least you speak English."

—Pauline Hanson, How Green Was My Cactus

Marge: It took the class a half an hour just to locate Canada on the map!

Homer: Oh anyone can miss Canada, a little country way down there.

—The Simpsons

Calvin: Hmm... If I remember my atlas, we live in a big, purple country.

Hobbes: And our house is by the giant E in the word "States".

"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian!"

—Chingy, Balla Baby.

Sam: Well, here we are in the Philippines.

Max: Drawn without reference material, apparently.

—Sam and Max Freelance Police