Ask a Velociraptor
Ask a Velociraptor is a Tumblr blog run by a Velociraptor. It has gained massive attention and popularity from online dinosaur enthusiasts due to its aversion of Raptor Attack, as well as its consistently entertaining and well-thought-out answers.
Tropes used in Ask a Velociraptor include:
- Cartoon Creature: "Poorlydrawndinosaur", who asks the Velociraptor for help figuring out what species he is here.
- Character Blog
- Cloudcuckoolander: Microraptor are said to be these.
- Cool Big Bro: Deinonychus are said to be these.
- Feathered Fiend: Utahraptor, cassowaries, crows...
- Fourth Wall Mail Slot
- Jerkass: Utahraptor are said to be these.
- Raptor Attack: Massively averted!
- Ravens and Crows: A flock of crows aren't amused by the Velociraptor boasting about having useable fingers and insulting their intelligence.
- Shown Their Work
- Stock Dinosaurs: Velociraptor itself, Deinonychus, Protoceratops, Utahraptor, etc.
- Take That: To Jurassic Park at various points.
- Tertiary Sexual Characteristics: The female Velociraptor shown here has a single eyelash.
- Zerg Rush: An occasional hunting technique for the Velociraptor.