BHF5

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Cast: Bart Simpson as the hero with no name, Z-Man as Z-Man, Chick Magnet Dragonmaster PHD...
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BHF5 (abbreviation of Bounty Hunter Force 5) is a mashup fanfiction that combines characters from The Simpsons, Star Wars, and the authors' own twisted minds. Written in transcript/stage direction format, it is full of absurd meta humor and so much fourth wall breaking that its repair costs are higher than the GDP of some countries.

Most stories are available here: https://web.archive.org/web/20120421211440/http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2739750/ShadowDialga


Tropes used in BHF5 include:

Z-Man: No psycho killer?
Dengar: Well, there’s Dennis and TR, but no Bart. TR said something about him and someone breaking up for lying, a flying Krayt Dragon abduction, and Bart jacking Dennis’s motorcycle. But no psycho killer.
Jango Fett: I thought you were supposed to have a good memory.
Dengar: Well, yeah, but it’s… occupied by something at the moment.
Jango Fett: What kind of “something”?
Dengar: You know… bounty hunting… gun… manly… stuff… [In his head.] They call me Hell! They call me Stacy! They call me Her! They call me Jane! That’s Not My Name! That’s Not My Name!...

TR: Going up!
Bart: This better be fast. I've had a phobia of elevators ever since-
Dengar: Yeah, yeah, we know. When Maggie got hold of non-safety scissors while you were transporting a crate of live mongooses up the Empire State Building.