Back at the Barnyard/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


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Abby: Otis, no, it's just a hat!
Otis: But it's fuzzy!

Freddy: Ferret, ferret!

  • Bionic Janitor! Bionic Janitor!
  • All of "Buyers Beware"
    • Freddy pretends to be a mutating antelope, having Peck sprout of his costume pretending to be a second head and shooting lasers out of his eyes, after which he explains that the lasers were caused by him drinking radioactive waste. Pig tries to debunk the idea of radiation-induced superpowers and ends up turning into The Incredible Hulk, complete with the US Army attacking him. The narrator then drinks the waste and shrinks.
    • You see, the barn has a teeny, tiny PORTAL TO THE UNDERWORLD!