Badass Adorable/Quotes

"HE WILL BITE YOUR FACE OFF AND KILL YOUR DOGS AND CHOP YOUR HEAD OPEN AND YOU WON'T GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE - LOOK HOW ADORABLE HIS LITTLE GLOVES ARE!"

—Internet meme, referring to Rorschach, of all people.

"Sorry, but Satan says you need more color!"

—A giggling Raven, after decking Honey Whitlock, Cecil B. Demented.

"I'm cute as a button, but don't let that fool you. I'll kick the living snot out of you! I'll make you say uncle! I'll make you say uncle! Yaaay!"

—Ruby, Bobobo-Bo Bo-bobo

"So that's nothing. I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the THIIIIIIIIRD!!! (laughs evilly) Just a little thing I do."

—Dot, Animaniacs

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—Terezi "gallowsCalibrator" Pyrope and Karkat "carcinoGeneticist" Vantas, Homestuck

"He's the Super Tuff Pink Puff!"

—Kirby Super Star Ultra ad

"He shouldn't be allowed to be that cute and that strong. It's not fair."

—Mei Sakura on Negi Springfield, Mahou Sensei Negima

"You attack a kitty cat, he fights! One day old and they're looking for some shit!"

—George Carlin

"Let's see how cute I am after I strangle you with your own intestines."

—Rocket Raccoon, Marvel vs. Capcom 3

"Cuteness never looked so Badass."

—Chuggaaconroy on Toon Link

"We ponies may be pretty, and appreciate rainbows and butterflies... but make no mistake, we are no push-overs!"

"... I have a shotgun."

—Tali'Zorah nar Rayya