Batman and Sons/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • From Ace in the Hole:
    • Tim needs a bat to take to class but the bats in the cave won't fly into his cage. Batman suggests he takes Alfred.
    • Thomas is not proud of his son.
  • MY BABY!!!
  • The last strip of the Loeb tribute. Batman interrupts the Scarecrow's obligatory Halloween scheme, and is in turn interrupted (after slamming Scarecrow into a doorbell) by an old lady who mistakes them for trick-or-treaters. One panel of nonplussed eye contact later, they decide to play along.

Scarecrow: (looking genuinely pleased) Ooh, I got a chocolate bar with almonds.
Batman: (looking genuinely indignant) I got a rock!

  • Batman dawdling at Arkham to exercise his parenting skills on a captive audience of rogues, much to Penguin's consternation.

Two-Face: Bat's got brats.

  • "Poo" is now an official sound effect.
  • RAWR! One feels Jason's channeling early 2011 Charlie Sheen. Also CMOA for Jason as it shows his drive to succeed and impresses Coach Tommy "Hitman" Monaghan.