Battle Butler/Quotes

"I say, what a wonderful butler! He's so violent!"

—The Fourth Doctor, Doctor Who, "City of Death"

"I pride myself I used to give somewhat more than I got if we needed to discuss the vexed area of turf issues with the young men from Rope Street. Stevedore's hooks were their weapon of choice, as I recall."
"And yours...?" said Vimes, agog.
"A cap-brim sewn with sharpened pennies, sir."
"Ye gods, man! You could put someone's eye out with something like that."

"With care sir, yes," said Willikins, meticulously folding a towel.

—Sam Vimes' butler could butle your ass off, from Thud!

Don't you think that I want to tear this station apart looking for her? She is my mentor, my teacher...
Lennier, Babylon 5

"You see, I am simply one hell of a butler."

—Sebastian Michaelis, Black Butler

(Kills several ghouls and cuts main enemy's cigar in half with Razor Floss) Oh, dear... did I miss? I guess I'm not as spry as I used to be. My name is Walter Dornez; butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter.

— Walter C. dornez, Hellsing Ultimate

Hello. My name is Walter C. Dornez, ex-vampire hunter and butler to the Hellsing Organization. I answer the door, I clean up the estate, and I take out the trash. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself.

—Walter in the same scene of Hellsing Abridged