Battleground/Funny

"Ben and I could watch them for you. It'd be fun... we'll play house." "Tak... I think we should do that."
Ben pouring the soda on Alli as revenge for her prank in "Nothing to Hide."
- And Alli setting up the prank. "I thought I'd feel worse."
"He's the Secretariat of unfunny."
Tak "promoting" Cassandra to be Jordan's assistant.
Tak's reaction to his father's joining the Creighton campaign. "I welcome my father to the campaign. He seems a natural fit for Governor Creighton, seeing as my father has always been an advocate for big business and wealthy special interest groups." "Off the record." "(Bleep) me."
"Don't thank me - thank a stripper named Peppermint from Janesville."
"I will be back. After I retrieve my shoe. From the mud."
- "You know, KJ, this is actually a shoes-on event." "SHUT UP."
Tak's confusion when he arrives to the parking lot in the morning before Ben in "Nothing to Hide."
- "I thought you were dead."
"Trip home was great. I didn't have to sleep in the playroom." "Oh... oh."
"She'll be posting about her positions on Twitter... what's Twitter?" (hangs up)
"She's not going to be happy." "She's never happy, Lindsay. She's an unhappy woman." "You're not helping."
The pitch-perfect Stylistic Suck of the MTV show in "Flashback."
"Are you kidding? I don't want to do a press conference. Let's go get a drink."
"What are you doing here, Ben?" "I work here. With you." "...right."
Tak and Cole's reaction to Alli telling them she can basically hack their e-mail at will.
"Whatever they have is worse, and we've got to figure out what it is. Soon." "Did that guy look like Papa Smurf to you?" "Yes!"
"I don't think that went very well."