Batty & Gay

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"50% porn, 25% Camp, 25% wacky hijinks."

Batty & Gay, simply put, is a porn comic, but not one of the usual kind - as it's one of the funniest you'll ever find.

The eponymous Batty, as her name implies[1], is a dumb, blonde Expy of Marilyn Monroe [2] who worked as a whore (a family thing, really) until Bruce Reed, better known by his nickname "Gay", freed her from her street-walking job, only to find her a new one by masquerading her as a male-to-female transwoman at the "Ku Kul Klan"[3] gay nightclub.

It doesn't last long however, and things go downhill from there.

The comic is written in a delightfully hilarious way, poking fun at its Porn with Plot premise and taking it Up to Eleven as the two protagonists even lampshade it by acknowledging their status as fictional characters.

Tropes used in Batty & Gay include:
  • Badass Biker: Gay.
  • Broken Masquerade: while faking to be a transsexual, Batty ruins everything in the most stupid (and hilarious) way you can imagine.

(the owner of the "Ku Kul Klan" sticks a hand inside Batty's pubes, only to pull it out and see it got dirty with her blood)
Mr. Mazza: "Wait a minute... what's this?!?"
Batty: (covering her pubes) "FUCK! It's my period!!!"
Mr. Mazza: "And... does this happen often to you?"
Batty: "Once a month."
Mr. Mazza: "OH GOD! YOU'RE A WOMAN!"

Gay: "I'm coming!"
Silly: "Where?"

Jack: "Get off your clothes."
Batty: "It's destiny..."

Batty: "Man, isn't our luck shitty. It's the second time in a row we get fired and kicked in the ass!"
Gay: "There's no two without three, Batty... but we can talk about it in the next issue!"

  1. "Battona" is Italian for "whore".
  2. Don't get this wrong: they don't share much, looks aside.
  3. Then again, "culo" (hence "kulo", then "kul") is Italian for "ass".