Better Off Dead/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


"I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"

  • The trenchant social commentary provided when Lane is found enduring the horror of being in the garbage truck:

"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."

  • "I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
  • "It's got raisins. You like raisins."
    • Unfortunately the food didn't like to get poked at with a fork.
  • The skiing instructions everyone gives Lane in order to beat the K-12.