Better Off Dead/Quotes

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Lane: Sorry, Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Lane: My mom's not home. She had to take my brother to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she was really stressed out. She hijacked a busload full of... penguins. It's sort of a family crisis. Bye!
   [slams the door shut]

Charles: This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

Charles: How are we going to get real drugs in this town? We can't even get cable!

Charles: Suicide is never the answer, little trouper.

Charles: And dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!

Charles: I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.

Lane: Gee, Ricky, I'm real sorry your mom blew up.

Charles: Go downhill, very fast. If anything gets in your way, turn!

Tree trimmer: [upon seeing Lane laying in a garbage truck] Now that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that.