Bill Clinton/Quotes

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"He's Jimmy Carter with a FOX attitude!"
"For the most urgent matters, this Clinton man is a formidable enemy. He might be a stronger enemy than King Darius."
Alexander the Great, Fate/Zero

Max: Come on, you should know this. Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one.

Terry: They're all boring.

Lois: (in bed with Clinton) Peter! Look, I know this looks bad, and I feel horrible, and-and I know nothing I could say to you could possibly justify why I slept with Bill, except...I mean, Peter, the man presided over the longest economic expansion in U.S. History and...he reduced the percentage of Americans on welfare to its lowest level in 33 years!
Clinton: 35 years.

Lois: 35 years, Peter!