BioShock Infinite/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • This exchange from the gameplay trailer:

Elizabeth: (After Booker shoots a Handyman.) That's just making him angry!
Booker: He was already angry!

  • "WE'RE CLOSED!" *BLAM*
    • Naturally, Booker rips the gun out of his hands with telekinesis and shoots him with it, sending him crashing into the piano. Funniest thing about it? His last words were "Give it back!"
  • The 15 minute E3 demo has a couple of choice moments from Elizabeth. Specifically when she finds a bunch of what she thinks are "gold" statues, and when she dons a large novelty Lincoln head.
    • Booker's response to the "gold" statue:
  • After Booker takes out an assault blimp by himself:

Elizabeth: Booker, that was amazing!
Booker: Great! 'cause I don't think I could do it again.