Blandings Castle/Heartwarming

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  • "Lord Emsworth and the Girlfriend", in which the absent-minded peer strikes up an unexpected friendship with a young Cockney girl. As usual, Emsworth is being pushed around by his bossy sister and mulish head gardener and lacks the courage to defy them. But when the young girl, after picking some flowers from the hallowed gardens, seeks his protection from the same head gardener by slipping 'a small hot hand into his', it has a dramatic effect on his Lordship's morale.