Blunt Metaphors Trauma/Quotes

Hate metaphors - pandering to uneducated masses. Get doctorate! Have real conversation!

—Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2

As I gazed into my bacon and eggs this morning, I realized... The Chicken contributed but the Pig was committed.

—Dilbert

Ziva: Ducky, drip it!
Ducky: Do you mean "drop it" or "zip it"?
Ziva: Ah, American idioms drive me up the hall!

Ducky: Well, actually... never mind.

—NCIS, "Hiatus (Part II)"