The Chronicles of Amber/Funny

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  • From Trumps of Doom:

I traveled for perhaps half an hour then, leaving the place far behind me, before I halted and took my breakfast in a hot, bleak valley smelling faintly of sulfur.
As I was finishing, I heard a crashing noise. A horned and tusked purple thing went racing along the ridge to my right pursued by a hairless orange-skinned creature with long claws and a forked tail. Both were wailing in different keys.
I nodded. It was just one damned thing after another.

  • From Knight of Shadows:

"[…] My son was dating a demon?"
"Let's not be prejudiced. He'd done a lot worse his freshman year."
She thought a moment, then nodded slowly.