Brütal Legend/Funny
- Some of the reactions as Eddie is about to die, usually after driving to his inevitable death are priceless. In particular, when Ophelia's in the car.
Eddie: Wanna make out before we hit the water? |
- There are many but here's a favorite, which occurs while fighting the giant worm boss:
Worm: *screams at Eddie* |
- There's Doviculus' line after you win the Tainted Coil stage battle.
Doviculus: Come to me once you grow a pair as big as your mother's. |
- Most of the moments involving the Guardian of Metal:
Guardian of Metal: You've interrupted the Guardian of Metal's nap! |
- Some of the Guardian's store pitches are hilarious.
Guardian of Metal sculpture - "Oh, no, who put this in here?", and when you purchase it, "I hope you're not embarassed." |
- Watching a Headbanger fish is singularly entertaining.
- Hell, Headbangers in general. Also, Bouncers; "I'm helping!"
- The bat family was pretty funny, too.
- Watching a Headbanger fish is singularly entertaining.
Son Bat: My ass is getting sunburned. |
- Eddie's promise to the Guardian of Metal.
Eddie: Okay, I'll be back, covered in Metal God Love! |
- When Eddie discovers how to use his wings:
Eddie: From this new vantage point I can totally see what the problem is. A bunch of gross fan leeches are eating our fans. |
- "Ewwww! You are the DEFINITION of 'butter-face'!"
- When the Headbangers first hear the gift of Metal.
Headbanger #1: Wha-? What is that sound!? |
- And from the same scene, after Eddie commands the Headbangers to destroy a statue of Lionwhyte...
- Eddie and Ophelia. Running across a meadow to a Scorpions ballad. Staring dreamily into each other's eyes. Slaying demons with the world's goofiest smiles on their faces.
- The Ozzy-Osbourne-headed bat.
- "DECAPITATIOOOOOOON!" is extremely funny the first time. Its re-use after Eddie kills Doviculus ramps it Up to Eleven by combining it with a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
- He only does it with the Love Giver guitar, but hearing him shout "POWERSLIIIIIIIIIIIDE~!" when he does a... well, Power Slide never fails to get a chuckle.
- Killmaster, due to Kilmeister's deadpan delivery of pretty much everything.
(Re: the Spider Queen) But we don't go into her lair anymore, lest she bite us in half, suck out our innards, and lay her eggs in our eyesockets. |
- The Spider Queen line has a bonus CMOF. After he says it, the camera cuts back to Lars... while Eddie in the background has the most hilariously horrified look on his face.
- It's a shame the unit chatter is often obscured by combat noise, because some units drop the funniest lines.
Eddie (enemy avatar flees combat): Buk-buk-bukawk! |
- Some good Eddie lines:
I'm the wiener, you're the bun, get over here and lets have fun. |
- This line here:
Eddie: Dude, how about this? How about you take off your fucking diaper, lay down your little baby foo-foo, and GO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB??? |
- From the intro:
Eddie: *as "Girlfriend" is playing* I can fix anything... except THAT. |
- And who could possibly forget this?
Eddie: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CLIMB ON THAT, YOU STUPID MOTHER--*message appears asking if the player wants swearing censored or uncensored*--FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!! |
- Lars being rather sceptical of Eddie's plan to recruit the Headbangers.
Lars: What can we do with men who have known nothing but to bang their heads against a wall for their entire lives? |
- When you sneak up on the two Hair Bangers controlling the impalers in the Cleave of the Impalement, you can overhear them talking about their styling in terms of... "performance".
- Putting Doviculus behind the mike in Stage Battles.
- Jack Black's self-affirmation video for dealing with online douchebags.
- "Start a revolution [Now] [Later]."
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