Brain Bleach/Quotes
Belkar: (speaking about Roy disguising himself as a woman) That's OK. I can always keep the memory of her for when I'm... alone. |
Okay, uh I-I, saw some things, um I'm not the same person I used to be and I washed my hands in the hottest water I ever washed them in. And it really hurt. But the good news is it looks like I can pick up some over the counter medicine at the pharmacy. Does... Does anyone want to trade eyes with me?
—Bob Belcher, Bob's Burgers
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Think happy thoughts. Little cute bees. Little babies. Tiny, tiny bunnies.
—Jake, after seeing the Magic Man turn a bird inside out, Adventure Time
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I've many a time tried to the impossible task of washing away the memory of a sight that should never been seen. And let me tell you this: Febreeze in the eyes only brings more pain.
—Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater
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Right now I would settle for the ability to stab out my mind's eye.
—Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater
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I think my brain just vomited into my skull.
—From a comics review of Identity Crisis
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Thor: It is uncertain, Thialfi, from whence Sturm and Drang truly came. It is said by some that the great slavering bitch known as the Fenris Wolf was in heat, and lay with Surtur the fire demon, and that Sturm and Drang are the result of that union. —Captain Marvel v. 4 #7
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Great! Now I need to scribble visual clues after that onslaught. Thank's a lot, G'Pa! Remind me to wash my brain with bleach later would you!
—Monica, Wapsi Square
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Is there any way you can psychologically unsee something?
—Tony DiNozoo, NCIS
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Some things, once you see them, you can't unsee.
—Richard Langford, CSI
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Adrian: This is horrible, it's horrible! What are you drinking? —Monk
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Diabetus: ...sorry, I had to remove my headset and pour bleach into my ears after that. |
You watched it... you can't UN-watch it!
—Narrator, Futurama
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I don't care that trepanning is no longer a recognized medical procedure. I need you to drill a hole in my skull and pour in this bleach.
—Cassandra Cain, Cass Toons
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It was at that point that I took a spoon and shoved it up my ass. Because if I was going to be in that much pain, I was going to do it to myself.
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Tomas Kaberle: Hey everyone, guess who just waived the no-pants policy? |
There are some things that you see, and you can't unsee them. Know what I mean?
—Max California, 8mm
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Dodoria And that's why I was considered the most beautiful - and fertile - woman on my home planet. Well, until Freeza blew it up. |
I CLOSE MY EYES AND STILL I SEE!!!
—Dornail, Raven's Dojo
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Y'know they make a magic potion to make you forget all about the Prequels. It's called Bleach.
—Harry S Plinkett reviewing The Phantom Menace
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Grace, can your antennae function as Brain Bleach?
—Tedd, El Goonish Shive
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Awww, now I'm scarred physically and mentally!
—Zuko, Avatar: The Abridged Series
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The images are in my head and they are never, ever going away!
—Bethany, Dragon Age II
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My eyes, Servant. Cut them out immediately! It's too late to save them. The only thing I can do now is have them removed so that they never have to witness something like that again!
—Louise, The Hill of Swords
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Might Guy: That's right, Lee! Shake your goods! |
Uuhhh! I need new eyes and a new brain!
—Katerina Donlan, Gunnerkrigg Court
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Pardon me. I've got to go poke out my mind's eye.
—Frasier Crane, Frasier, "The Ring Cycle"
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DEAR GOD MY EYES! There has been many a sight that I wish I could have unseen, but none more than this!
—Daken, on applebeans' "dancing fluttershy" post on Paheal[1]
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I'm... I'm going to erase that image from my mind with a bottle of scotch.
—Richard Castle, Castle
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