Bring My Brown Pants/Quotes

Get my brown pants!

—Colin Mochrie, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

The accountant had about a second in which to turn pale and wet himself before Kurt ripped his head off.

—The Pilo Family Circus, Chapter 23.

"We fear you exceedingly, even to the relaxation of sphincters!" they chorused.

—In the Courts of the Crimson Kings by S. M. Stirling.

Bowles was a tough man. He'd faced the nastiest horrors in his piece of shithole Yellow Zone without blinking. Yet, the sudden horrified realization that hit him at that moment made the corporal void himself, which only marginally worsened the stink in the blood-soaked fighting hole.

—Tiberium Wars, Chapter XVI

And mothers are always more interested in the condition of your underwear than your body if you're ever in an accident. And they tell you that. "I hope for my sake that if you're ever in an accident, you have on clean underwear!" Well, I thought that was what an accident was! Look, you're driving a truck. Here comes another truck, gonna hit you. Now, whether you hit the truck or not, you're going to have soiled underwear! Because first you say it, then you do it!

—Bill Cosby, Bill Cosby, Himself

"Fetch me old brown trousers
Bring them to me now
I'll wear them in the rigging when they fire across the bow
Fetch me old brown trousers
I fear we may be hit

Even if they sink me down they'll never see me sh--Heave Ho!"

—"The Ballad of Old Redcoat", The Pyrates Royale

"After that image, I believe that Jay probably contributed a few of his own bricks to that collection he was hiding behind."

"McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'"

—Stone Cold Steve Austin

"Wet yourselves and RUN!"

—Todd in the Shadows, Suburban Knights

I am currently wetting my pants.

—Shiro Shinobi provides commentary even as an Equalist invades his booth, The Legend of Korra

I really should've gone to the privy *before* coming in here...

—Isabela on the Haunted House level, Dragon Age II

Cat: Forget red alert, lets go all the way to brown alert!
Kryten: There's no such thing as brown alert.

Cat: You won't be saying that in a minute, and don't say I didn't alert you!

—Red Dwarf

Rimmer: Look, we all know you're programmed not to harm humans, so you can drop the tough-talk, you big square-jawed chump
Hudson-10: You're all... viable... targets

Rimmer: (gulps) Well, it's been a few years since I did that.

—Red Dwarf