Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S1/E03 The Witch

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


You're the Slayer and we're like, the Slayerettes.

Buffy tries out to be a cheerleader only to find one of them is using magic to get rid of the competition. First appearance of recurring character Amy.

Tropes

Xander: People scoff at things like school spirit, but look at these girls giving their all like this! (He notices Amber doing the splits between two chairs) Ooo, stretchy! Where was I?

Willow: You were pretending that seeing scantily clad girls in revealing postures was a spiritual experience.

Xander: Who said I was pretending?

  • All Men Are Perverts: Assuming a witch might get out books on witchcraft, the Scoobies look up the library computer.

Willow: 'Witches: Historic Roots to Modern Practice.' Checked out by Alexander Harris.
Buffy: (reads also) 'The Pagan Rites', checked out by Alexander...
Xander: Alright, alright, it's not what you think.
Willow: You like to look at the semi-nude engravings?
Xander: Oh, well, uh, I-I guess it is what you think.

Xander: I laugh in the face of danger...then I hide until it goes away.

Ditzy!Buffy: You don't want her! She's a w--mmm-mmmm!
Xander: (Putting a Hand Over Her Mouth) Wise choice indeed!

Giles: But that's the thrill of living on the Hellmouth! There's a veritable cornucopia of fiends and devils and ghouls to engage! (beat) ...Well, excuse me for finding the glass half-full.

  • Not Herself: Xander realises something is wrong with Cordelia because she hasn't insulted him all day. Buffy twigs to the Grand Theft Me when she sees Amy's 'mother' is eating chocolate cookies.
  • Not So Dire

Giles: This is madness! What can you have been thinking? You are the Slayer! Lives depend upon you! (begins pacing) I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, and instead of which you enslave yourself to this, this... (stops pacing) Cult?
Buffy: (wearing a cheerleader outfit) You don't like the color?

Xander: You're like a guy! You're my guy friend that knows about girl stuff!
(Later on...)
Buffy: Do you have any idea why I love you so, Xander?
Willow: We gotta to get her to a...
Xander: Let her speak!
Buffy: I'll tell you! You're not like other boys at all.
Xander: Well...
Buffy: You are totally, and completely one of the girls! (to Willow) I'm that comfy with him.
Willow smiles widely.
Xander: That's great.
Buffy: Any other guy who'd give me a bracelet, they'd wanna date me.

You're my friend. You're my Xander-shaped friend!

Buffy: I just want to have a life, do something normal. Something safe.