Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S2/E05 Reptile Boy

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Buffy and Cordelia go to a frat party only to find the fraternity sacrifices girls for power.

Tropes

Xander: That's for the wig! (punches again) That's for the bra! That's for the makeup! (punches again, knocking him out) And that's for the last sixteen and a half years!

  • Annoying Laugh: Cordelia thinks this is how you attract boys.
  • Bollywood: Buffy, Xander and Willow watch a Bollywood movie.

Xander: Is she dying?
Buffy: I think she's singing.
Xander: To a telephone in Hindi. Now that's entertainment!
Xander: Why is she singing?
Willow: She's sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins, but then the wizard cut open the bag of salt, and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big maypole... fish thing.

Buffy: I told one lie, I had one drink.
Giles: Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words "let that be a lesson" are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Willow: You dreamed about Angel again?
Buffy: Third night in a row.
Willow: What did he do in the dream?
Buffy: Stuff...
Willow: (smiles wide) Oh! Stuff! (Buffy smiles) Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel his lips and smell his hair?
Buffy: It had Surroundsound.

Buffy: So, how does the water buffalo fit in again?

Angel: This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after.
Buffy: No. When you kiss me I want to die.

Cordelia: Buffy, these people are rich, and I am not being shallow. Think of all the poor people I could help with all my money!

Giles: Are you gonna be prepared if a demon springs up behind you and does this?
(Giles strikes at the back of Buffy's neck; she puts him in an armlock without changing her bored expression)
Giles: (in pain) Yeah, well, I'm, I'm not a demon. Which is why you should let go now.

Buffy: Yeah. Sometime. I'll let you know. (walks off smiling)

Giles: And don't think sitting there pouting is gonna get to me, because it won't.
(Buffy gives her best pouty look)
Giles: (looks away) It's not getting to me.

Xander: Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak? (Xander notices Angel and doesn't miss a beat) Hey, man, how you doin'?

Willow: Killer? Now there's a killer? We don't know that there's a--
Giles: No, but this being Sunnydale and all.
Willow: Gulp!

Richard: Have you seen our multi-media room?
Cordelia: Oh, the one with the cherry walnut paneling and the two forty-eight-inch televisions on satellite feed? No.