Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S4/E02 Living Conditions

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Buffy suspects her annoying roommate Kathy is a demon.

  • Ax Crazy: Willow is talking to Giles on the phone.

Giles, I-I just talked to Buffy and, yeah, I think she's feeling a little... insane. No, n-not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come to you. Kay?

Boring... boring... bill... bill... What's with the motorbike and scooter magazine? You're not having one of those mid-life things, are you? 'Cause I'm still going 'ick' from the last time you tried to recapture your youth.

Kathy: (finding her book has gum underneath it) Ewww! Who left their gum here?
Buffy: Gum gnome?
Kathy: It wasn't me! It had to be somebody, Buffy!
Buffy: (Swallows the gum she had been chewing.) I don't know.

Xander: Why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self respecting bachelor?

Buffy: ...so then Kathy's like, 'It's share time.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah? Share this!' (She punches at the air)
Oz: So, either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.
Buffy: Well, I didn't do either, actually. But she deserves it, don't you think?
Oz: Nobody deserves a mime, Buffy.

Buffy: So then after the scorpion, the demon opened my mouth and sucked some kind of weird light out of me. A-and the worst part? I wake up and there's Kathy, staring at me like I'm some kind of freak.
Oz: Well, actually, the worst part, I'd have to go with the demon poring the blood down your throat.

Kathy: Just log every [phone] call you make in here and that way when the bill comes it won't be a problem. I figure, 'Stitch in time...'
Buffy: '...catches the worm.'

(Whap) All you had to do was (Whap) write (Whap) down (Whap) your (Whap) calls!

Taparrich: There you are. Do you have any idea how much trouble you're in, young lady?
Kathy: I'm 3000 years old! When are you going to stop treating me like I'm 900?

Xander: Buffy, this hurts me more than it hurts you.
Buffy: Not yet, but it will.
Xander: Don't say that. {{[[[Oh Crap]] realizing what she'd just said}}] Oh, PLEASE don't say that.