Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S5/E05 No Place Like Home

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Buffy looks for a mystical source behind her mother's illness, but finds out more than she bargained for.

First appearance of Glory.

Giles: I just hope she isn't doing anything too rash. [Cut to Buffy getting her ass kicked by Glory]

  • Does This Remind You of Anything?: When Buffy does a meditative ritual to try to find out what's wrong with Joyce, it looks very much like she's getting high -- she won't let Dawn into her room, burns incense and tries to cover it up by sticking a towel under the door, and afterward we see through her eyes and her sight is wonky. As Riley says beforehand, "Have a nice trip."
  • Final Boss Preview
  • Getting Crap Past the Radar: Dawn hammers on the door while Buffy is trying to meditate.

Dawn: What are you doing?
Buffy: My boyfriend!

You hit me! What, are you crazy?

I'm hurt! Yes, by your incredibly selfish behavior. Newsflash, Hairdo -- it's not always about you.

Spike: And I never liked you anyway, and you have stupid hair.

Anya: He had this one spell demons just hated called tirer la couture.
Buffy: "Rotate many foodstuffs"?
Willow: "Pull the curtain back."

Giles: It appears to be paranormal in origin.
Willow: How can you tell?
Giles: Well, it's so shiny.

Glory: I believe you've got superpowers! That is so cool. Can you fly?

Buffy: We need to find out who's making my mom sick and how.
Willow: Then what?
Buffy: Then I hunt them... find them... and kill them.

[in Czech] We're in the New World now, so please, for God's sake [in English] speak American!

Buffy: "What are you doing here?"
Spike: "Look..."
Buffy: "Five words or less!"
Spike: (counting off his fingers) "Out... for... a... walk. (realises he still has a thumb) Bitch".

Giles: Xander! There's too many of them... people! And they all seem to want things.
Xander: I hear ya. Stay British. You'll be okay.

[Pats Giles on the shoulder, then heads over to Anya]

Xander: The thousand-yard stare. Damn! You hate to see it on any man but especially in retail.