Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S7/E16 Storyteller

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


"We are as gods!"

Andrew documents life for the Slayer and her friends. Meanwhile, Buffy needs to find out how to close the Seal of Danzalthar permanently before it turns Sunnydale High into a war zone.

This was the last appearance for both Jonathan and Warren.

Buffy: It's like all the Hellmouth's energy is trying to escape in that one little spot, and it's getting all—
Wood: Focusy.
Buffy: Careful. You're starting to speak like me now.

  • Captain Obvious: After encountering various chaos outside, Buffy enters Wood's office to find him holding an ice pack against his head, after having a rock thrown at him.

Buffy: Something is going on today.
Wood: Yes, well, um, that occurred to me as I ducked the other two rocks.

Andrew: (talking to Buffy in the graveyard) But the story needs--
(Hauled out of the bathroom by Anya) --to be told!