Busman's Holiday/Quotes

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"However, no matter where I go, the show is always the same... Dead body. Stage left."
"According to the writer of the best selling crime novel ever to have been published in the city of Ankh-Morpork, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday would barely have had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse."
"Why does my vacation have to turn into a monster hunt? Can't a girl get some time off?"
Merrill, Rune Soldier Louie