Buzz Lightyear of Star Command/Funny

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  • In "Stress Test," any time Zurg mentions the HYPER DEATH RAY!
  • Buzz's rant about his failed engagement in The Plasma Monster
  • At Becky's tea party during the end of "Stranger Invasion", Buzz is in a hat and apron that bears an unmistakable resemblance to Mrs. Nesbitt.
  • The episode where Zurg and Buzz keep pulling out / replacing power rods in the core of the machine that's trying to rebuild the planet. "Level 4, shutting down. Please make up your mind." until finally at the end, all four rods are broken, the machine is shrinking back into its original container. "Level 1, shutting down. If you're still in the building, this is gonna hurt."
  • This argument from The Movie:

Booster: But Buzz, that's against the rules! In the Star Command mission manual, it clearly states that no ranger is to go into action without backup! I think it's section six, subsection Delta.
Buzz: Actually, it's section six, subsection Gamma.
XR: He's right, big guy, subsection Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?!
Buzz: Because nose rings are for PUNKS, little mister!
Mira: Well, if you can take on Zurg alone, I don't see why XR can't get a nose ring.
XR: I was just asking a question, I'm not the one getting a nose ring!
Booster: Then... who's getting a nose ring? GASP! THAT's why Buzz wants to ditch us!
Buzz: I am NOT getting a nose ring! Nobody's getting a nose ring! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!

"Zurg Tower. Note the giant gun on the roof."
"LGM Homeworld, under attack. (Obviously)."
"Zurg Tower. But you knew that."
"Space... duh."

Dr. Animus: *shows Buzz a slide* Now, tell me, vat do you see?
Buzz: Zurg.
Dr. Animus: *shows him another one* How about zis one?
Buzz: Zurg.
Dr. Animus: *shows him another slide* And zis one?
Buzz: Zurg.
Dr. Animus: *holds up a picture of Mira* How about zis, Buzz?
Buzz: That's Ranger Nova. She's happy - cause we got Zurg's pen!