Calling the Old Man Out/Quotes
Fire Lord Ozai: GET OUT! Get out of my sight right now if you know what's good for you! |
"I'm sorry, Dad. I never would have tried to save River's life if I knew there was a dinner party at stake!"
—Simon Tam, Firefly
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Frollo: Now - now - l-listen to me, Quasimodo - |
"But if everything you've been through with Mom and Eric and Grandpa and the literal forces of the cosmos hasn't made you want to be a better man, I doubt a one-liner from me is going to do the trick now. You are who you are, and every time I stoop to the level of engaging you with another tirade, I'm a little more like you and a little less like Mom. So, see you around, I guess."
—Roy Greenhilt, addressing his father in the 500th The Order of the Stick strip. And probably the calmest example on this page.
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"You want to die alone? Fine. You want to keep coming back and never die? That's fine too. In fact, I hope you go on living as the unhappy person you are in the hell you've created for yourself. I hope you live forever. I really do."
—Peggy Hill, King of the Hill
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Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad —Johnny Cash, A Boy Named Sue
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Eddie: How dare you! You think I fought a war just so a mouthy little scum like you could call me a coward? —Doctor Who, "The Idiot's Lantern"
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"What was that moment? I want to know that there was an actual reason! (...) That's it? You created a harem and played king? Ten years in a juvenile fantasy! What happened here, I should vent his head! But he's not worth the pull of a trigger. I don't know who you are. Because you're not any father I remember."
—Jacob Taylor, Mass Effect 2
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"Naw, that's okay! Keep talkin'! Keep talkin', daddy! That's the eulogy this old woman deserves! Oh she did this ta you, and now you doing this ta me! You've been doin' it our whole lives! And it's gein ol, it's gein REAL ol', ol' man! So get it out yo system, and sit down, AND SHUT! THE FUCK! UP!"
—Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks
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"Now, wait a minute! I may not be perfect, but at least I love my kids enough not to spend every minute of the day workin'. I'm a damn good father and that's more than anyone can say about you!"
—Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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"Hey! When's the last time either of you were the American Dragon? Well as the little troll girl currently filling the position, let me tell you it's stinkin' hard! I can't imagine doing it two more days let alone two more years. And to think about everything Jake's gone through; he's had to save magical creatures on a daily basis, lie to his own dad about who he is, say good-bye to the girl he loved, all to protect a mystical world that nobody knows about. He may be the American Dragon but he is also a 14 year old kid who just wanted a couple days off. If that makes him immature, fine, but self-serving? With all due respect to both of you, STEP OFF!!"
—Haley Long, American Dragon: Jake Long
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Mike: (About Nathan's half-brother) It's complicated. |
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