Candle Jack/Haiku

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Freakazoid! villain
Say "Candle Jack," and watch out!
He'll make you disapp

—dockmarm

Describe Candle Jack
In seventeen syllables?
That's very diffic

—Johnny E

Everyone knows him,
Yet no one wants to say him.
The name: "Candle Jack".

—Crazy Lu

We know what happens,
But we still say Candle Jack.
We're a bunch of id

—Bufuman

Oh, what Idiots.
Candle Jack has stopped them from
Finishing their hai

—Sal Fish Fin

The way to beat him:
Say his name at the finish.
Like this: Candle Jack

—Wa

No one should ever
Say Candle Jack's name, but
Oh darn, I said i

—Iceguppie

You're doing it wrong
Say Candle Jack and then you
Can't fini

—Anonymous

[[Genre Savvy Don't say this guy's name,
Or, like everyone above,
You will get kidnapped.]]

—The Hero Hartmut

{{haiku| Good old Candle J, he is always so polite. He clicks "save" for you. |Lord Nadir [[Genre Savvy|who is also very savvy.}}

I wrote a haiku
But it mentioned his name, so
I couldn't click "save."

—Anonymous

Ha! I said his name,
And yet I'm still typing this!
He'll never catch m

—So We Ate Them

Warn them of him, but
Never say his name, or else
Candle Jack will ge

—Bozozoku

If his last name jumped
Over his first name. Then we'd
Have a nursery rhyme

I've looked to the left.
And to the right. He's not here.
So! Candle Jack! Hah!

—Wer

Above troper! Watch
out, Candle Jack is behind
you, oh no that's hi

—Snowsky


They've all been kidnapped!
Fancy saying "Candle Jack"!
But I'm much too clev

—Captain Pedant

Candle Jack? Yeah right.
Just build a freaking sentry.
That takes care of that.

He is everywhere.
In your house and in your dreams.
And with enough rope.

—Vanguard1505

It is challenging
Working in a hardware store
Where is all the rope?

—duh

Where are all the cops?
I can only assume he
Got all of them, too.

—Incom