Cannon God Exaxxion/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


    • At the start: "IMMORAL JUVENILE FRATERNIZATION IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN, DAMMIT!"[1]
    • "My chest is a mass reservoir, you see, not merely an exaggerated secondary sexual characteristic."
    • "Hoichi! My boy! How I've waited for this d-" "Gun Set!" "... A manly hug would've sufficed."
    • The dinner aftermath of Hoichi and Akane making love is packed with this. Even aside from Akane's, uh, announcement, the handles to the dining room doors form a halo above Akane's head in a completely hilarious manner. And Hoichi's Oh Crap face belongs on a coffee mug.
    • "Real journalists don't gush like that, Akane." That entire sequence, full stop.
  1. Spoilers - This one really gets funny later on.