Captain Crash/Quotes

"Launchpad, can't you even ride a camel without crashing it?"

—Scrooge McDuck, Duck Tales the Movie Treasure of The Lost Lamp

"Anakin, did you get shot down again?"

—Obi Wan, Star Wars the Clone Wars

Gaius: Where is the pilot?
Calli: I'm the pilot. What? You don't trust me?
Gaius: They used to call you Crash Carmel.
Calli: They still do.
Gaius: Is there a reason for that?

Calli: I wrinkled a couple of ships. There was some shooting and fire involved.

—Tour of the Merrimack: Strength and Honor

"That's two times you've wrecked today. I'd call you 'Crash', but that's just silly."

—Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic X Comic Issue 21

WRN Chasen:The Dock Patrol report HMS Troutbridge has arrived sir.

Cmmdr Povey:Yes, I heard the bang from here.

—The Navy Lark

"Killboy. 35 missions flown, 35 replacement fighta-bommerz an' 35 major bionik surgery proceedures. 67 konfirmed kills, includin' 43 actually belongin' to the enemy..."

—Gimzod, Deff Skwadron