Heeeey big boy, I'm a DELICIOUS FISH, but you won't catch me without a NET, silly boy!
I am Ogroth, supreme fisher of the Northern Reach. I will give you my NET, for I no longer need it, if you can stay awake through my BORING GENEALOGY LECTURE.
To stay awake through his BORING GENEALOGY LECTURE you'll need a MASSIVE AMOUNT OF CAFFEINE.
To get the MASSIVE AMOUNT OF CAFFEINE, you will need to go to a DRINK MACHINE.... Unfortunately, the only coinage it accepts are TUSK-TOKENS... Perhaps you could find some in the nearby WALRUS KINGDOM.
The WALRUS KING is willing to pay you TUSK-TOKENS but only if you help him SILENCE THE PRETENDER.
SILENCE THE PRETENDER? Sure, I can help you with that, but first I'm supposed to STEAL THAT GUY'S CAT
The WALRUS-KING has been fallen! You must recover the rare ORCA OIL so that we may anoint a new monarch.
Ah, good! Now take this BIG SPOON, use it to get the SPECIAL LENS out of the pudding so you can use it to find the INVISIBLE BOOMERANG SALESMAN to buy a BOOMERANG for the man who stole the ENORMOUS GLASSES from the owner of the RENT DVD, so you can give that to the CAT DEALER and manufacture a FAKE MUSTACHE to disguise the WALRUS PRINCESS so you can kidnap her and wed her to the CAT, gaining the alligance of the man who will SILENCE THE PRETENDER, earning you the KING'S TUSK-TOKENS, which you can use to buy CAFFEINE from the DRINK MACHINE, allowing you to stay awake through OROTH'S BORING GENEALOGY LECTURE, at which point he will bestow upon you the NET to catch the DELICIOUS FISH to feed to the SQUID in exchange for its INK so you can buy a DOORKNOB for the man with WHEAT, then take the wheat to the man with the GREEN KEY!
Easy, right? * This doesn't work any more. The Walrus King was the one who wanted us to SILENCE THE PRETENDER.
Wait... Why did we need the GREEN KEY?
I have now lost track of why the green key was even needed at this point . . cats?
I think the FAIRY KING said you needed it to turn the land green again. Endless winter and such.
Now all you have to do is fight your way to the GREEN VAULT, where you'll discover that he's double-crossed you, marking the end of CHAPTER ONE. Easy, right.
Whoops, it looks like I had the BLUE KEY all along, maybe you should find the CHEST this goes to!
You open the GREEN CHEST with the GREEN KEY. Inside is a BLUE CHEST.
You hear a MEWING from inside the BLUE CHEST; maybe you should take it to the CAT DEALER.