Chainsaw Good/Quotes
Ethan: So we both have a bunch of little plastic men, right? and we move them manually. Then, when we fight, we roll dice and then do math to figure out who hits who. But there are no actual battles, or explosions. We use our imaginations like a couple of savages. It sounds almost as fun as chewing used medical syringes. |
"As you prepare to leave the town, you- Uh, Lewis, are we boring you?" |
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me —"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Dare To Be Stupid"
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Oh. how stupid of me. That was the sound of chainsaw nunchucks. —Dr. McNinja, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
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Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this... —Warhammer 40,000, attributed to Mad Chainsaw Johnson
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Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws. —Glorious Chainsaw Method, 8-Bit Theater
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You're too big to fit in a plane so... I'm going to make you compact! It'll take no time at all! —Mao, Code Geass
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A chainsaw? As if things weren't bad enough already! —Resident Evil, Sheva Alomar
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RRRRRRRNNGGGGGG DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH. —Nexus War, in-game description of the Chainsaw weapon.
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Chainsaws historically have now probably been used more often against zombies in games than against wood in real life. —Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, Zero Punctuation, on Left 4 Dead 2
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Giles: We're going to have to create a door. |
EVERY TUESDAY, EPIC MEAL TIME! Comin' at you with a chainsaw and a big pile o'meat! If you ain't down with that? THEN YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH COOKING! —Harley Morenstein, EPICMEALTIME
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Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. |
Otto: I added the saws! |
Billy solves his problems by calling up his mom —The Arrogant Worms, Malcolm
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All the birds love a scar. —Eddie Hitler shortly before having his legs cut off with a chainsaw, Bottom
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Oh, Rico. Chainsaw's Your Answer to Everything! —Private, The Penguins of Madagascar, "I Was A Penguin Zombie"
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You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools. —Kenzi, Lost Girl
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Fobott'r rent-a-cop: An actual truckload of chainsaws? —Schlock Mercenary from 22 Oct. 2015, Sanctum Adroit personnel's reaction to one of Schlock's war stories.
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So while I take my chainsaw, get out of my way —FaLnX - Timber
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I guess I should thank you for knocking me into the lawn and garden department. —Humphrey, to one very unlucky trollkir, Use Sword on Monster, Chapter 1
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