Cheap Costume/Quotes

This is not a costume you wear if you want to meet women. This is a costume you wear if you want to meet victims.

—Cracked.com, "The 35 Most Insane Halloween Costumes from Around the World"

Spider-Man: I think the lady said to leave her alone.
Thug: Who the hell are you?
Spider-Man: I'm Spider-Man. Read a paper.
Thug: Where's your costume?
Spider-Man: Your Mom's washing it for me.

Thug #2: OHH DAYUM!

—Spider-Man