Chopped/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • When one of the contestants started calling out the ingredients.

Ted (flatly): Chris, let me do that.

  • Upon seeing graham crackers in the basket for the appetizer round, one contestant exclaimed, "The crackers kill my life!"
  • While explaining a dessert made when tofu was in the basket:

Contestant: I used to make a similar dessert when I worked at vegan dinning facility.
Marc Murphy: Is this health food?
Contestant: It's not bad for you...
Ted: Don't tell him that! Tell him there's a stick of butter in it!

  • In the second judges' episode, one of the shelves in the fridge breaks, causing things to fall all over the floor. Chris Santos remarks that he "broke the pantry".
    • And when he flat-out runs away, Geoffrey Zakarian telling him to "go back and fix it!", Santos yells "HELL NO!" and cracks up the rest of the competitors.