Chronic Backstabbing Disorder/Quotes

"And here I thought I'd had my quota of betrayal and attempted murder this year...."

—Garrus, Mass Effect 2

"He is what they call in the thrillers a double agent, a triple agent in this case, and agent to infinite regression..."

—Sol, Hyperion

Niko: That is the plan, Jacob. I will put a bullet in his heart for every life he ruined, for every agreement he went back on, for every friend he betrayed.
Jacob: Dat be a whole heap of teeth, ya know, Niko. I don't tink we have enough ammo fe shoot him dat many times, ya know.
Niko: Perhaps one bullet in his brain will have to do then.

Jacob: Seen.

—Grand Theft Auto IV

Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on?

Will: At the moment?

—Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Drizz'l: Hold it. What do you think you are doing here?

Black Mage: I'd say I was joining the winning team, but that would imply there existed a time where I wasn't on Team Evil.

—Eight Bit Theater

"If his treachery could ever hurt anyone more than himself, I'd have to stop him."

—Thief, Eight Bit Theater

"Who could be foolish enough to relax his guard with a man who constantly betrays everyone around him?"

—Sir Bismarck Waldstein, Code Geass

"Damn, but I'm gonna need a lot of this..."

—Revolver Ocelot, The Last Days of Foxhound, in reference to his CBD medication

"So now you're with Konoha? You guys sure keep busy, switching sides all the time!"

—Tayuya, Naruto

"I did warn you not to trust me, you know."

—Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish, A Song of Ice and Fire

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

—Will Rogers

Sheva: I thought they were partners?

Chris: Wesker doesn't give a damn about anybody but himself.

—Resident Evil 5

"That thieving lizard Shendu will pay dearly for his betrayal!"

—Daolan Wong, Jackie Chan Adventures

"Is it my fault that you are so trusting?"

—Mozenrath, Aladdin

"I've never betrayed anyone in my life."

—Char Aznable, Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam

"I know to whom I owe the most loyalty, and I see him in the mirror every day."

"Because that's what Shawn Michaels generally does."

—John Cena, asked why he thinks his tag partner is going to backstab him.