Cloudcuckoolander/Recorded and Stand Up Comedy
- Steve Martin
- Robin Williams
- Steven Wright, as referenced in the page quote.
- Mitch Hedberg.
- Emo Phillips.
- Zach Galifinakis
- Ellen DeGeneres, queen of the non-sequitur.
- Ross Noble. Bless.
- John Hodgman
- Mitch Hedberg. Yes, he deserves to be here twice.
- Bill Bailey.
"I [asked for a Kinder Surprise in third person] the other day and it answered me back, and he said to me: "No, I am Bill Bailey. You are not Bill Bailey, you are just a mere doppelgänger. I am the true Bill Bailey, in Another Dimension." And I went, "Oh, I hadn't planned on that." Then I thought the only way to solve this, I have to run at my doppelgänger, then we will be fused forever. So I ran full-tilt at it, and just before I got there I realised it was the highly polished side of the cheese counter." |
- Gilbert Gottfried
- Bobcat Goldthwait
- Emo Philips. He deserves to be here more than twice, but two will have to do.
- Norm MacDonald
- The Firesign Theatre
- Mitch Hedberg
- Noel Fielding His hat's made out of skin! his paper is made out of skin! everything is made out of skin! So I got freaked out and ran home, and it took me an hour, and when I got there some bracken had put my window through
- Demitri Martin
"I have less focus than squirrels!" |
- Sarah Silverman
- Stephen Colbert
- Mitch Hedberg
- Maria Bamford
- Did we mention Mitch Hedberg?
- Tom Green
- Richard Lewis
- Milton Jones
(The answer is "15") "Is it... how many magic biscuits are there in the magic biscuit tree?" |
- Reggie Watts
Loopy loopy loopy
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