Clue (film)/Haiku

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Mr. Boddy's dead.
Which of the six guests killed him?
Depends which ending.

—Sweet Mystery

I'm not THE butler,
but I'm A butler. In fact,
I was HIS butler.

—Sweet Mystery

Are you trying to
Make me look stupid in front
Of the other guests?

—Darth Voldemort

It was Miss Scarlet
In the Conservatory
With the revolver.

—Bio Safety