Comedic Sociopathy/Quotes

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Carly: So how's Freddie?

Mrs. Benson: Broken. But I see you're just fine. Isn't that nice?
iCarly, "iSaved Your Life"
"Mwahahaha... Oh come on! If you don't laugh it just seems mean..."

"How much humor can we milk out of psychotic behavior? Find out this fall! Only on Marvel/DC!

"It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's frickin' hilarious!"
T-shirt slogan
"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy- that's funny."
Bender, Futurama

Richard III is Shakespeare's first great comedy. Okay, I know that it gets listed as a tragedy. But, y'see, a tragedy is where a lot of people get killed, and you feel sorry for some of them. In Richard III, a lot of people get killed, and you don't feel sorry for any of them.

Dwarf: By Moradin's beard! Why do only our homes and children burn?!

Black Mage [winking]: Because it seemed excessively cruel!
"Whenever someone gets run over, I giggle. Does that make me a bad person?"
Anon

Gary: Right now you are down and out,
And feelin' really crappy...
Nicky: I'll say.
Gary: But when I see how sad you are,
It sorta makes me... happy!
Nicky: Happy?!
Gary: Sorry, Nicky; human nature!
Nothin' I can do;
It's schadenfreude,
Makin' me feel glad that I'm not you!


Eddie, matter of factly: You know, it's funny. They say that television encourages violence. But I'm smashing his face in, and we haven't got one!
Eddie Hitler, Bottom

Comedy is death, HATREDY. / Step before the spotlight, / Laughter is your death-right / Crash and burn in horror
Make them squirm / Want to leave / After they / buy their drinks
I hate this audience / Regardless of applaudience / Like to take you away / Burn you in piles of hate
I hate the talent here / So dull and so full of fear
I'll beat you all to the punch / With an axe and a hack to the guts
I'll take the microphone stand / Run it through your neck
Cut off both your hands / Is this thing even fucking on?
Are you fucking deaf / Or just too scared to run?
Please take my wife, please take my wife / Then I’ll take your wife, then I’ll fuck your wife
Just a fucking joke, though its kinda' not / There’s a little truth in every single shot
Fueled by hate / Await your fate / Your time has come / To die on stage
It's funny / Because it's not

Dr. Ivo Robotnik disguised as Santa Claus: Ah, hap-PINESS is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions.