Complaining About Things You Haven't Paid For/Haiku

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There's free samples here.
They're So Bad Its Horrible.
I want a refund!

—Sean Murray I

Look at these cupcakes
They taste horrible; don't buy
But still whine, of course!

—Blue Guy
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