Con Air/Funny

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  • "Why couldn't you have put the bunny back in the box?"

"Isn't that your car, Malloy?"
"Can't be. I left mine at the office".

  • "On any other day, that might seem strange. . ."
  • Cyrus's above song to Larkin, after he shot the undercover agent.
  • "That's a rock."
  • "I don't think he's an astronaut."
  • "Hi, Garland."
  • (When Garland starts singing "He's Got The Whole World in his Hands") "Shut the fuck up, you freak! We're gonna die!"
  • "You know what I am?" "Ugly all day".
  • New Roller, new roller. Does the new roller feel lucky?
    • "Yes. Yes, he does."