Cool and Unusual Punishment/Quotes
Yours is an agony worse than all others! You will remain in here for eternity listening to... whiny protest songs from the Sixties!
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Cluny, as of this point every unhelpful word from your mouth earns you an hour in the Death Pit Theatre watching Care Bears reruns!
—Miss Minty, The Official Fanfiction University of Redwall
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I am going to give you such a movie!
—Pearl Forrester of Mystery Science Theater 3000, sentencing Mike and the Bots to Hobgoblins after they jump on her couch
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Margarine!
—Snivley, Sonic Sat AM, preparing Escargot in the most diabolical manner possible.
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My object all sublime |
I punished Timmy by making him eat chocolate, which in retrospect, wasn't such a good punishment after all.
—Mrs. Turner, The Fairly OddParents: Channel Chasers
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Cultist Assassin: Oh I know what's going to happen here. You'll start making threats that you're going to do something horrifically violent to me. But then you'll pull something ludicrous out of your arses, such as making me watch Battlefield Earth on DVD, or threatening with mime artists, or perhaps making me go over the Inquisition tax return. —Exterminatus Now, subverting expectations in the cruelest way possible
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Crushing's too good for him. First, he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two, cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then ten years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. Then I'll kill him.
—GLaDOS, Portal 2
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"Oh, no! The Princess is being forced to listen to a debate by two Fryguys about the names for the little things on the end of your shoelaces!"
—Mario, Nintendo Comics System story "You Again?"
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"My brain agrees with you. My gut is telling me to jack his suit's olfactory filters so that everything smells like refuse." —Tali'Zorah vas Neema and Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect
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