Couldn't Find a Pen/Quotes

"Use a pen, Sideshow Bob!"

"I can never find a pen...Told those kids not to move the pen away from the telephone. God damn kids. Why don't I just kill them, too..."

—Preamble to the funniest Suicide Note ever, George Carlin

"Abraham Lincoln learned to write by making marks of coal on the back of a shovel. He wrote the Gettysburg Address on a train, on the back of an envelope. He had a pathological fear of normal paper."

—Dave Barry

Jesus: How could you figure all that out from a stick figure...did you draw that in blood?
Axel: Riku's blood.

—Ansem Retort

L: You can be incredibly creepy when you want to be.
Light: Creepy?
L: You question whether writing a message to someone in another's blood upon the floor is creepy?
Light: I suppose you have a point there L, but it was the only writing material I knew the man would have readily available.

—Low Light