Crack Pairing/Quotes

"At last she saw past superficialities to understand that it was Santa, with his warm and loyal heart, who was the real man - not cobalt-eyed, washboard-abbed Blade at all! Santa Claus was always her best friend - could he be something more?"

"No. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances. He cannot."

—How Not to Write A Novel

"Also, the image of Agent Smith slithering up and down Patrick Stewart's body, snake-style, is one that will haunt us until the end of our days, thanks so much."

—Kate Lawrence, The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction

"Like if Hulk were dating Peppermint Patty!"

—Howard Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory

Anonymous: "Gl'bgolyb and Snowman, Rose and Wayward Vagabond, and then the Summoner's Horns and the Sufferer's/Signless's abs."

Aradia Megido: "d0 y0u see these ships here

theyre y0urs

all y0urs

pr0bably 0nly y0urs"

—Ask The Ram (a fan-made Homestuck Character Blog)

"We love the fan fic and fan art. Although the ones where Tobias and Harry Potter screw, I'm just not sure about those. I'm just not sure raptor-wizard sex is advisable."

—K. A. Applegate