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"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal." —Matthew 6:19

Matt: Gaming takes money and dating takes money, so I had to give up gaming or give up dating, so I gave up dating. Igor: Ah. Ok, wanna grab some lunch? Matt: Can't. I had to give up food... —Dork Tower [1]

Player: A Potion Card can restore my Hokéycon's health! Or I can use an Energy Card to restore its powers! But how do I restore my bank account, after buying 2,500 cards?! Judge: Sorry, there are some situations even a Hokéycon expert is powerless to fix! —Mad Magazine, "Hokéycon"

"Oh well, someday someone’s going to find a stash of new EarthBounds and then buy a solid gold car." —Clyde "Tomato" Mandelin, this EarthBound Central article

Shut up and take my money!! —Fry, Futurama

I can't afford Games Workshop games. I'm an anime fan. —User:Robkelk to User:Labster, June 28, 2023

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