Crap Saccharine World/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


As Gideon watched the initiate murder his crop-mate, his admiration of the city of Naktamun gave way to horror.
—Cruel Reality flavor text, Magic: The Gathering
"But how can we enjoy the bright sunshine when we know the terror that lurks beneath the game? It's not fooling us anymore. We have seen what it becomes. YOU ARE ALL DEMONS! You are all horrible demons and I hate you, walking monsters! Go! Expire! Away, away from us! You wretched demons! You won't take me! Stop your cheery lies! STOP YOUR CHEERY LIES!"
Deceased Crab upon witnessing what lies beyond Eversion's exterior...

There was a factory
Now there are mountains and rivers
You got it, you got it
We caught a rattlesnake
Now we got something for dinner
We got it, we got it
There was a shopping mall
Now it's all covered with flowers
You've got it, you've got it
If this is paradise

I wish I had a lawnmower
Talking Heads "(Nothing But) Flowers"
RELENTLESSLY LIGHT-HEARTED.
—'Andrew Hussie's memetic assessment of Homestucks lightheartedness

When you look with your eyes,
Everything seems nice,
But, if you look twice,
You can see it's all lies.