Crayon Shin-chan/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Pay your rent, bitch.

  • Also...

"Irregular tampons on sale now, marked down to five for the price of two! If you've got an irregular vagina, this is one sale you can't afford to miss!"

  • Shin-chan once made a cameo appearance in Sailor Moon, giving poor Chibi-Usa his "elephant dance" and after being pulled away by his appalled mother, shouts "I'll punish you in the name of the moon at home!" Refreshingly shocking.
  • "Oh, but I'm hungry right now! No wonder supermodels are such bitches."
  • "If you don't start giving me an allowance, I'm gonna tell dad that you hide money behind the scroll for your boobie job."

Cut to the wall scroll, with the text BOOBY MONEY HERE

You had me committed, this jacket is strait!
You know I'm committed to you baby, thats why your cat I ate!
Doc says theres progress, this medicine is great!
It makes me feel better, but I can't ejaculate!
Does this mean we can get back together?