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"I am Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!" —Textbook example Ditz Michael J. Caboose, seconds before wiping out an entire army

"Alright. You've had your fun. And if you don't clear out now... there'll be real trouble. I mean it." —David Sumner (Dustin Hoffman), Straw Dogs

"I think the sidekick just stepped up, Monkey Style." —Shego, Kim Possible

Sora: How'd a wimp like you get into Organization XIII? I bet you can't even fight. Donald: Yeah, but we can! Demyx: You shouldn't judge anyone by appearance. ... Demyx: Oh, we do too have hearts! Don't be mad... Donald: You can't trick us! Demyx: Silence, traitor. —Kingdom Hearts II

Doctor Light: What is your primary mission? Megaman: To destroy the evil robots and stop Dr. Wily. Doctor Light: Good. And your secondary mission? Megaman: To be an idiot. Beat Doctor Light: Close enough. Let's get you a blaster. —Bob and George inadvertently justifying it

Prince Ashitaka: Give back the head. Jigo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kid, listen, everybody wants to have everything in life, and now I might actually get it! Prince Ashitaka: Don't make me kill you. Jigo: Oh, you make it sound so easy. —Princess Mononoke

Naruto, you are the number one most unpredictable person! —Sakura, Naruto

"You know, only meeting a fellow at lunch or at the races or loafing around country houses and so forth, you don’t get on to his hidden depths, if you know what I mean. Until this moment, if asked, I would have said that Tuppy Glossop was, on the whole, essentially a pacific sort of bloke, with little or nothing of the tiger of the jungle in him. Yet here he was, running to and fro with fire streaming from his nostrils, a positive danger to traffic." —Bertie Wooster , The Ordeal of Young Tuppy

How the boy could be so clearheaded and resourceful in battle and so confused at all other times Tyrion could never comprehend. —Tyrion, about his squire Podrick Payne, A Storm of Swords

"Man,give that kid a ball and suddendly he is a hero!" —Numbuh 5 about Numbuh 4,after he saved them from a deadly dodgeball game