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BLU

"I never claimed to be a good spy."

Blue Eyes
Chaste Hero
Chronic Hero Syndrome: He seems to be acting on instinct, which often has him doing good but stupid things.
Closet Key: For BLU Scout
Cower Power
Crazy Prepared: "You always carry a wire hangar with you?" "Only when I want to steal a car.
Dude in Distress: Has this down to a science.
Funetik Aksent
The Hero
Heroic Self-Deprecation: He's utterly convinced for most of the comic that he's not a good spy (which isn't entirely true - his only failing as a spy is his refusal to kill people, he's still pretty good at the subterfuge elements that come with the job), and that BLU Scout would probably lose interest in him at some point.
Messy Hair
Naive Newcomer
Oblivious to Love: Take you...where?
A Protagonist Shall Lead Them
Reluctant Warrior
Socially Awkward Hero: Actually manages to stay calm in the face of danger (unless it involves fire), but still manages to act like a complete dork the rest of the time.
Scars Are Forever
Technical Pacifist
Unreliable Narrator: To his Unseen Audience, Rojo.
The Woobie: He is already this in spades, but someone pointed out the implicit sadness of this page. He has thought about it, and that means the only reason he didn't go for it (besides the plot and his own un-assertiveness), was his fear that Jeremy would just leave him once they escaped. Sweet LORD, Jordi.
Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?: Deathly afraid of fire.

"This is all fucked the fuck up!"

Attention Whore
Boomerang Bigot: Really seems to hate gay people. Because he is one.
Clingy Jealous Boy: Subtle shades of this when RED Scout is around Bleu.
Cluster F-Bomb: About half of anything he says.
If It's You, It's Okay: His eventual attitude towards Bleu
Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?:The other half of anything he says.
The Lancer
Like a Weasel: Books are for nerds!
Luminescent Blush: Here.
Screams Like a Little Girl: YEEEEEEEEK!
Security Cling: The more extreme variation, he leaps into Bleu's arms. While the two of them are in an air vent together.
Sleep Cute: With Bleu, on this page.
Tsundere
Twink

Cold Sniper: Comes across as this, initially.
Cool Shades
Driven to Suicide: If the BLU Medic is to be believed.
Eye Scream
Face Palm
The Lancer: To both Spies.
Man Hug: Hugging ensues when Bleu comforts him after Red's death.
Nice Hat
Odd Couple: With Red
The Quiet One
The Stoic
Stoic Woobie
Invisible to Gaydar
Unsound Effect: Early on, about half of his lines seem to be actions rather than words.

"Hurro."

"He cut anything off?"

"Need help vit ze bleedink?"

"You're cuter than I expected."

"Peep! Go find Engie!"

"T-tut mir leid."

"I'm zhe hero in zhis s'ory."

Axe Crazy
Balls of Steel
Complete Monster
Foe Yay: With Bleu
Green Eyes
Handsome Devil
Morphic Resonance: Though it hasn't been commented on within the comic itself, his disguises are usually given away to the readers by his almost luminescent Green Eyes.
Psychopathic Manchild
Replacement Goldfish: In a sense, he's this for Red
Villainous Breakdown: After being set on fire by the BLU Pyro
Well-Intentioned Extremist: He at least thinks he's this - he seems to be under the delusion that if he can disable the members of the BLU team (as the team members are only replaced when one of them dies), then they'd have to surrender and RED can win the war, ending the conflict. Because of this mindset, he's done some pretty awful things to the BLU team, whilst thinking that he's "the hero of this story" and that anyone going against him is a traitor.
Wrong Genre Savvy

"That's debatable."