Cuanta Vida/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "I...I killed 'im." "YAAY!"
  • "Yer not gonna start cryin' are ya? 'Cause I'd much prefer if you didn't."
  • From Scout: "Bitch! Don't argue!"
  • Two words: "Pickle thief".
  • "Spah?" "GYAAH!"
  • "Hello Doctor!" "GYAAAH!"
  • "Mthrr ffkkrr."
  • "Yrr uh jrrk!" May count as Pyro's Crowning Moment of Awesome, considering this is followed by him setting Rojo on fire.
  • "You... homo... gay." "Merci."
  • Page 45:

BLU Spy: When did you see a van at the Red base?
BLU Scout: A while ago. I got lost in there a few times.
BLU Spy: The bases are identical.
BLU Scout: I got lost here too! Place is fuckin' huge!

BLU Scout: I already know about [the RED Spy]. F*cker tried to kiss me once.
RED Spy: *Looking awkward* Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
BLU Sniper: *In the background, facepalming*